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snowstorm209 on DDR Freak wrote ] (markups added for clarity):

you fellas come here and talk S#!t and then have the juevos to call me a newb.

uh uh foo that aint how it works

Do any of you live in the merced area? This isn't even your guys thread.

how long have you been playin?

probably what 4 or 5 years maybe? Probably getting high scores by holding the bar too huh?

I've been doing DDR since 1997.

In regards to this 469 fella, well if he's one of the best in fresno or whatever than probably yeah he might smoke me, jeez guyz don't you know a joke when you see one (my sig), and besides it said merced and LB, not the frickin state, but you shouldn't judge me before you even see me play, cause dats just ignorant. But if any of you would like a challenge I'm always waiting.

look this argument is pointless

if you wanna challenge dats fine

if you dont wanna go to the tournament dats fine too, but dont spoil everyones fun aight by talkin smack

if peeps wanna come to it they can come to it and if they don't they dont I dont care either way I'm just trying to give the DDR players something to do in a city that has nuttin'

so I'm askin ya poliely and nicely to please say only positve stuff yo ok.

I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997 I'VE BEEN DOING DDR SINCE 1997

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Edit: For your background information, his signature currently reads:

Master Freestyler of Merced and Los Banos
MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Well DDR was started by Konami in 1998 but there are some devices that predate DDR's start and have something like 4 songs - one of which is Butterfly.

But obviously this guy is full of shit.
Konami made that?
I don't think so - but I don't think it's a rip-off, either. Are you completely sure that people already working at Konami invented DDR?

I might be completely off-base, I don't know.
Got any URL?
Nope! This is from personal experience and in all honesty I might have been deluding myself for years into thinking that this was actually a device predating DDR and not a rip-off.
He was clearly a beta-tester for Konami.

You should start asking him about it... in Japanese...
At an age of 13 too!  LOL XD
He must've been playing Dance! Dance! Dance!
Psh. I've been playing IIDX since it was on the Colecovision in 1882, made by the Germans.
I've been doing DDR for quite some time, too.

I always wear a condom though. Never know who else is doing my lady.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


Maybe this is the game he was referring to?...


...using this pad? Hmmm, imagine PIU Nightmare steps on these. XD

Maybe those 2 pictures may explain such. (dot)(dot)(dot)
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

No...no wait...he didn't...1997? What? He didn't just...BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Oh, my goodness, oh my goodness, oh...


...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*DX Crotch Chops*

My LJ Icon ought to say it all as far as what that kid needs.
I was video footage of this guy. Seriously.

I love people like this. It reminds me that people are stupid. Especially ones who think they can use their e-penis to smash arrows.

I had a brush with arrowsmash stupidity today and laughed my ass off. I'll leave details out of here because I don't want to get any more death threats due to DDR. And if you think I'm kidding, ask Sherl0k, Deshaun, Stargate, etc.

Oh, and note to the public: The only thing worse than being a n00b and acting like you know everything is being experienced and acting like a n00b. For verification: SEE ABOVE POST!!!!

And I'm so tempted to just write the following:

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Dear Snowstorm209,

Please provide me with video footage of your freestyling. This way you can officially have your freestyle mastery certified ASAP. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Jim The Fly
Master Freestyle And Owner Of Your Ass
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I just needed to toss a little e-ego in there, 'cause I haven't done so in a while. XD

I've never seen failure such as this...

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I'm not even going to waste breath on certain motherfuckers anymore....I'm just going to say, "Yeah, and you've been DDRing since 1997" and leave it there.......this is why I don't miss DDR, because if this kid took an art, I'd be able to whip his ass and get it out of my system.
He's more than welcome to come to Fanime for our DDR FS Exhibition. If he truly is a master freestyler, he should show off his ability.
Hmmmm, would me imitating him count? O wait...*spoilers*
He'd still be better than TheMaster42. XD

hey

you should send me N.EX.T 5's album, i lost it :|