Google search for your name and add the word "needs" on the end, and then post the best 5 results.
Eugene Needs Housing Standards
Just What Eugene Needs, Another Wackjob
Eugene needs to stop racial profiling by holding police accountable for their actions.
Eugene needs and deserves a popular, thoughtful, and comprehensive sustainability plan.
Eugene needs to ensure that commercial and industrial land supplies are adequate to meet the current and future economic needs of the community as required by state law.
Ahahaha. I wonder how it is to live in the City of Me. XD