Out-of-context quote of the day:
(10:19:01) azhp: but now that i've woken up i've thought about it and decided that my ideal girlfriend would have small hands that are always cold and slightly clammy
Highlighted by yours truly. XD
I just found a pair of 1-inch insect wings (with the owner to be found nowhere) on my office desk. o_O
Edit: [ These wings ] most definitely belonged to a termite. Gotta talk to the officekeeper lady….