Please post a comment with a totally fictional, made-up, not at all true memory of about me. You and me, me and my cats, something you heard about me, whatever. It can be anything you want—good or bad—but it has to be fake. Fact-checkers are standing by. Participation in this meme in no way obligates you to re-post the thought virus in your own journal, but you might be amused if you did. Because the world needs more funny.