I'm about to submit a huge factory drop-ship order of People's Choice Beef Jerky, Hot N' Spicy flavor. If you're willing to chip in, let me know; a two-pound, 15-slab bag costs $20.00, giving you $1.33/slab (c.f. $2.00/slab that most convenience stores usually charge you).
(JC, are you there? I know you can handle a lot of uhh, protein…. XD)