An inbox humor:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off:
- A bottle of Merlot,
- A bottle of White Zinfandel,
- A bottle of Baileys,
- A bottle of Kahlua,
- A package of Oreos,
- The remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,
- The rest of a leftover cheesecake,
- Some potato chips, and
- A box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.
