The Tridecadal Korean (astralblue) wrote,
The Tridecadal Korean

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Stolen from nabikchan

An inbox humor:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off:

  • A bottle of Merlot,
  • A bottle of White Zinfandel,
  • A bottle of Baileys,
  • A bottle of Kahlua,
  • A package of Oreos,
  • The remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions,
  • The rest of a leftover cheesecake,
  • Some potato chips, and
  • A box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freakin' good I feel.

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