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There sits a message titled: “*READ* LONGER 3-INCHES MORE WITH US, I KNOW YOUR D11CK IS SHORT”

*converts inches to centimeters* If mine were 3 inches longer, it would look just gross….  _-_;;  And no, you do not know jackshit about my size.  XD



...This sounds like spam e-mail.

If mine were 3 inches longer, I dunno how many people at approximate distance would survive. :)
If mine were 3 inches longer, it'd be 3 inches long.

No, see, you start at the asshole, measure to the tip, then add 6. That means everyone has at least a 6 inch penis.
I like the old joke about a guy who gets an email that tells him he can GROW THREE INCHES!!! and he sits there and says "...anywhere?"