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From the Inbox

There sits a message titled: “*READ* LONGER 3-INCHES MORE WITH US, I KNOW YOUR D11CK IS SHORT”

*converts inches to centimeters* If mine were 3 inches longer, it would look just gross….  _-_;;  And no, you do not know jackshit about my size.  XD



I like the old joke about a guy who gets an email that tells him he can GROW THREE INCHES!!! and he sits there and says "...anywhere?"