The Tridecadal Korean (astralblue) wrote,
The Tridecadal Korean

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A story of Eugene (OR).

Just got this promo mail from DeLorme in my inbox:


You're probably thinking that Valentine's Day (FL) has nothing to do with maps, and you are Likely (CA) Correct (IN), but we would still like to Tell (GA) you the Little (KY) known Story (WY) about the Bachelor (CO) who gave up his Freedom (NH) in search of his one true Love (AZ).  It is a Delight (MD) to hear and will take very Little (OK) Time (PA) to Tell (WI).

Our story begins in elementary school with a shy Kid (AL) named Eugene (OR), asking Helena (MT) to be his Valentine (NJ) with a Hand (SC) crafted cardboard Heart (MO).  Unfortunately, Helena (AR) had already said "yes" to Monroe (LA) and the Disappointment (WA) that Eugene (CA) felt was fitting for a child from Lonelyville (NY).

The two developed a Friendship (ME), over the Next (WV) few years, but it wasn't Strong (UT) Enough (MO) to keep Eugene (FL) from seeking Fame (OK) and Fortune (NF) in Far (WV) away places.  Eugene (IN) continued to Date (SD) and spent much of his Time (IL) at the Disco (TN), but he never Felt (ID) Content (TX).

Finally, he thought about the moments when he Felt (OK) True (TX) Joy (IL) and realized they were always with Helena (MI).  So upon his Return (VA) Home (CO), he used his Street (MS) Atlas (CA) USA 2005 software to look up the location of the local Flower (WV) shop to Purchase (NY) a Rose (IA), or perhaps a Bouquet (NY).  He then looked up a jeweler and bought a Diamond (AK) Ring (WI) that had a beautiful Sparkle (CA).

Seeing Eugene (MI) was quite a Surprise (NE) for Helena (OH) so she didn't Ponder (MO) the Fact (KS) that they were walking toward Engagement Hill (NC), but her response was never in doubt.  Fate (TX) brought them together and now the Happy (AK) Bride (TN) and Groom (TX) live in wedded Bliss (NV) while sharing complete Faith (MN) and Devotion (NC).  They no longer live in Lonelyville, they've since moved to Harmony (DE).

If all spams were like this, the world would be a much more enjoyable place... :D


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