Man, there can be no other possible explanation. Hahahahahahaha.
I was on 101, and wondered `Man, why are there so few cars this morning?'
I was disarming the building alarm at 9:30am, and wondered `I'm the first to enter the building today? This is so cool!'
I was in my room, thinking `Wow, the office is so calm today -- I love it!'
Yes, I'm at work.
ON A FUCKING LABOR DAY.
Kekekekekekekekeke. XD *kills himself*